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Buttcoin's Brief and Ignominious Existence

Here we observe the BUTT COIN, a specimen so catastrophically engineered that it achieved clinical death before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born into a world of twelve holders—ten of whom likely created it by accident—this token represents the perfect storm of liquidity evaporation and mathematical certainty. In nature, we call this the Circle of Strife.