CAUSE OF DEATH
A Memento Mori for the Impatient Investor
In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: DONT STOP CLICKING, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could truly be said to have lived. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed to shed 20 percent of its value whilst simultaneously shedding any pretense of having a future.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets zero-hour rug pull architecture
EPITAPH
"It asked us not to stop clicking—we didn't. The market, however, stopped everything else."
