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Dad Token: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen so profoundly stillborn that it achieved negative velocity mere hours after conception. With a liquidity pool of precisely nothing and five holders controlling an improbable 100% of supply, this token represents nature's perfect circle of life—brief, meaningless, and immediately worthless. The authorities may have been revoked, but so was any reason to live.