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Dooris: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—Dooris—which achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 148% surge whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, a feat comparable to a newborn antelope sprinting away from predators with no legs. Our subject, merely hours old, attracted thirty hopeful investors, though eighty-eight percent of the population was concentrated in the jaws of just ten apex predators. The revocation of all authorities suggests a final, merciful act of mercy-killing by its own creators.