HAALAND COIN2pXdDEovFmrAso85UC4fBPvTndpZAoE7QZXtQTq6pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Grade Score
1/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$474.90
-76.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$84.12
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Haaland Coin Scores Own Goal, Instantly
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana tokens, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before truly being born. With merely two holders controlling 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the savanna, this coin executed a masterclass in financial self-immolation, losing three-quarters of its value in a single rotation of the Earth.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$84.12 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note
It scored 76.7% in the wrong direction—a perfect own goal in the crypto penalty box.
Holders
Top 1
50.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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