WINDESK 98/2oP8..pump
CRITICAL
WD

WinDesk 982oP8W7HL2WxE4hjPhki1QtrV62oHtZbJvVhKzpH3pump

$WD982oP8..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Instant liquidity evaporation, infant token shock

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
60/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$33.8K
+1360.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.0K
Holders
906
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.62B
Price USD
$1.62e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

WinDesk 98: A One-Hour Wonder's Spectacular Collapse

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere moments ago, it experienced a violent 1360% convulsion before expiring entirely. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump predator: revoked authorities suggesting false security, zero liquidity indicating the exit had already occurred, and a measly $7K in volume—nature's way of saying even the degenerate gamblers weren't interested. This is what happens when evolution fast-forwards through the entire lifecycle in sixty minutes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$7.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 18.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation, infant token shock
Patient Note

It promised to recapture the Windows 98 era—and it did: obsolete within an hour, followed by blue screens of financial death.

Holders

§ 04 · 906 wallets
Top 1
11.7%
Top 5
18.3%
Top 10
23.1%
01CUJy...v3RB11.65%
02AbqX...U2vD1.90%
038jmD...hum41.67%
046xDH...aLqn1.66%
056C1a...9DQ21.43%
06ChHy...ZJgB1.23%
07JDiL...8DT61.06%
08C8fw...2rs80.83%
09DUyH...s8cU0.83%
10GtTF...FNWV0.82%