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The Unbroken Duck: Born Stillborn at Dawn

Here we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, the Unbroken Duck achieved a staggering 554% price ascension before discovering the cruel irony of its name. With zero liquidity and fifty-seven percent of its treasury concentrated among the elite few, this waterfowl never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a carefully choreographed redistribution of hope. As the morning sun rose on its inaugural day, so too did the realization that some ducks are simply not meant to swim.