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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In what can only be described as a financial Cambrian explosion followed by immediate extinction, WORLDCUP26 burst into existence with all the longevity of a mayfly on espresso. One hour old, yet somehow already bearing the unmistakable hallmarks of a coordinated pump-and-dump—186% price volatility, zero liquidity, and concentration so severe it makes a dictatorship look diversified. The authorities were revoked, yes, but far too late to revoke the imminent obliteration.