LMAO!/2kZZ..pump
TERMINAL
LMAO!

LMAO!2kZZXuJRoZt3DKtWn6q8zQtbmmeJ9QKtx5QyU6jXpump

$LMAO!2kZZ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, infant mortality

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$6.8K
-88.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$8.3K
Volume 24h
$175.1K
Holders
127
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.83B
Price USD
$6.83e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

LMAO Token's Brief, Catastrophic Comedy

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory dynamics of its own ecosystem. With 78.5% of its population concentrated in the hands of ten apex investors, this token experienced a spectacular -88.4% collapse—a reminder that in nature, the laugh track always plays just before the trap door opens.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$8.3K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$175.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 71.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, infant mortality
Patient Note

Born at 1 hour old and dead by breakfast. Even its name was a warning—we just weren't laughing hard enough.

Holders

§ 04 · 127 wallets
Top 1
60.5%
Top 5
71.2%
Top 10
78.5%
014msj...4isw60.49%
029pzx...dkdi3.33%
03GunE...DYfLAUTOPSY3.06%
04DEf6...LK8R2.17%
0583ay...TF4x2.15%
06KWJh...uJkx1.90%
073BHT...1fG71.64%
08CXHh...SMDN1.31%
092AAJ...XSrY1.26%
10h8dS...ZQ9G1.18%