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Japanese Character Token Succumbs to Concentration Collapse

Here we observe アオ, a creature that never quite learned to breathe on its own. With ninety-nine point nine percent of its genetic material held by merely ten specimens, this token faced the evolutionary equivalent of a population bottleneck—except nobody was actually interested in it. The pancreas failed first, as it always does; with a mere $2,678 in liquidity and $12.82 in daily volume, even fruit flies show more activity.