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DUDE Token: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

Here we observe the DUDE token in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard. Despite revoking both its authorities in a performative gesture of legitimacy, this newborn creature succumbed within hours to the predatory feeding patterns of its top ten holders, who devoured 66.5% of its flesh before the markets even opened their eyes.