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Dumbocrats: A One-Hour Descent Into Chaos

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before expiring. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this specimen achieved the remarkable feat of generating $121,000 in volume while simultaneously possessing zero liquidity—a feat of financial prestidigitation that would make even the most creative accountant weep. The top ten holders, clutching 85.5% of all tokens, discovered that revoked authorities meant they were holding bags with holes in them, though at least the mint authority couldn't mint more disappointment.