CAUSE OF DEATH
A Brief and Catastrophic Life in the Solana Savanna
Here we observe the shitty house token in its natural habitat—mere hours after birth, already decomposing at an alarming rate. The creature's demise was swift and merciless, a -74.8% collapse that would make even the most seasoned predator pause in admiration. With 70.6% of its population concentrated in the jaws of just ten holders, the tragic irony is complete: a token so distributed it was never truly born.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated wealth, paper hands, and physics
EPITAPH
"It lived five hours. It died a thousand deaths. Such is the circle of life on Solana."