CAUSE OF DEATH
A Hormone-Fueled Gamble Dies Stillborn
Here we observe the tragic specimen of Buy if you're horny, a token that emerged into the world fully formed yet utterly lifeless—three hopeful holders clutching their digital certificates like mourners at a funeral that hadn't yet begun. With zero liquidity and a volume of forty-three dollars, this creature survived precisely as long as a mayfly in a vacuum. In the end, market forces proved far more effective contraception than any pharmaceutical intervention.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity drought, concentration toxicity
EPITAPH
"It came. It saw. It vanished. Refund denied."
