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GOLDINU: A One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe GOLDINU in its natural habitat—the mempool—where it thrived for precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the immutable laws of tokenomics. What began as a promising pump quickly devolved into an archaeological dig, as the singular holder discovered that revoking authorities does not, in fact, revoke accountability. A masterclass in how to burn $3,679 worth of investor optimism with the efficiency of a controlled demolition.