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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the Solana ecosystem—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of financial necrosis. The four remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like Victorian mourners at a pauper's funeral, watching their investment evaporate at a rate that would make a supernova jealous. In nature, we call this natural selection; in cryptocurrency, we call it Tuesday.