CAUSE OF DEATH
Pepefart Coin: A Meme's Final Flatulence
Here we observe the desiccated remains of Pepefart Coin, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still breathing. With zero liquidity and a 24-hour volume of $2.56—barely enough for a gas station coffee—this token managed to unite its two remaining holders in shared regret. The mint and freeze authorities were revoked, a mercy killing that came far too late to matter.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had no value, no purpose, and somehow still managed to disappoint two people."
