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Idiot Index: A One-Hour Miracle Gone Wrong

Here we observe the Idiot Index 6900, a creature that lived precisely as long as a mayfly on Red Bull. In its brief hour of existence, it achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 77% of its value—a truly inspired performance in the art of financial self-immolation. The specimen's demise was swift, inevitable, and utterly predictable.