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Infant Token Succumbs to Gravitational Wealth Collapse

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a particularly tragic specimen—born merely three hours ago, MARKET SOFT RUG achieved what few tokens accomplish: a 696% price swing whilst maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a feat comparable to a snake consuming itself at relativistic speeds. The forty investors who witnessed this phenomenon experienced the financial equivalent of watching a nature documentary where the predator is the market itself, and they are uniformly the prey.