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Lemming's Tragic Hour-Long Death Spiral

In the vast digital savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Lemming token—which, true to its namesake, plummeted from the cliff with remarkable speed. Born at dawn and dead by breakfast, this creature achieved the rare distinction of losing 79.5% of its value in a single rotation of the earth, suggesting that four intrepid holders discovered, rather too late, that they were not in fact investors but pallbearers.