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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity drainage in infancy

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-3.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$122.36
Holders
15
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.48B
Price USD
$2.49e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Infant Token Expires Before First Naptime

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: born merely an hour ago, already flatlined with all its liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti. The concentration of wealth among its meager 52 holders—96% in the top ten—created a predatory ecosystem where exit liquidity became as mythical as the token's longevity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$122.36 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity drainage in infancy
Patient Note

It traded $87K in volume but couldn't hold $1 in the bank—a financial organism that proved natural selection works faster on blockchain.

Holders

§ 04 · 15 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01JC8i...mcQT99.40%
02EsrQ...NtAx0.37%
03EyV1...NPwe0.07%
047qp6...Z3RN0.06%
058psN...VRtf0.03%
06BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.03%
07ExxJ...Gxyo0.02%
08CiLG...5RDK0.01%
097H82...znQV0.01%
10LGFj...m6GE0.01%