CAUSE OF DEATH
Übermensch Bull: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately
Here we observe the Übermensch Bull in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it has taken its final, wheezing breath mere hours after conception. A creature so poorly adapted to market conditions that its single holder apparently forgot to even show up for the funeral. The authorities may be revoked, but so, regrettably, is any semblance of liquidity or will to live.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural collapse, existential insignificance, zero liquidity event
EPITAPH
"It came with no vision, left with no volume, and taught us that even Nietzsche's Übermensch cannot transcend a $445 trading day."
