CAUSE OF DEATH
SELFIE: A Portrait of Instant Obliteration
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature born merely hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of death. With but two holders claiming absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, SELFIE achieved what few tokens manage—complete irrelevance before its first sunset. The 104% price swing serves not as vitality, but as the final throes of a pump-and-dump romance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Immediate abandonment by architectural designers
EPITAPH
"It looked better in the preview—a token that perfected the art of self-sabotage before it could even take a screenshot."
