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In Transit to the Graveyard, Never Arrived

Here we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the vital signs of a token in acute distress. The 347% price swing suggests not growth, but rather the frantic death throes of a pump-and-dump scheme, as ninety-seven hopeful holders discovered their tickets were one-way to financial oblivion. Observe the zero liquidity—a predator with no exit, a bus station with no buses.