CAUSE OF DEATH
Norovirus Token: Born Toxic, Died Instantly
In the beginning, there was hope. Then came the 512% pump—nature's way of separating the desperate from their money in precisely zero hours. Eighteen brave souls watched their investment evaporate like morning dew on a corpse, as the top 10 holders maintained their iron grip on 99.9% of supply, a monument to decentralization's cruel irony.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity catastrophe meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It had zero liquidity and eighteen holders; what could possibly go wrong?"