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Gainr: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Gainr, a token so stillborn it never drew breath. In merely zero hours of existence, it achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its supply among five holders—a achievement in wealth inequality that would make venture capitalists weep. Like a mayfly that skipped the flying part entirely, Gainr's $4,179 in daily volume represents the trading equivalent of a funeral procession.