BURPCOIN/2Z5D..pump
TERMINAL
burpcoin

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$BURPCOIN2Z5D..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Instant liquidity evaporation, extreme concentration, necrotic tokenomics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-7.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$28.5K
Holders
25
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.14B
Price USD
$2.14e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Burpcoin: A Newborn's Sudden, Inexplicable Demise

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that managed the remarkable feat of dying before it even learned to breathe. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a freshly minted token, Burpcoin suffered a catastrophic collapse of liquidity—a condition typically fatal in the financial kingdom. Here, concentrated in the hands of twenty-five holders, we witness nature's cruelest lesson: concentration is not strength, but merely a slow-motion implosion waiting for the inevitable market correction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$28.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation, extreme concentration, necrotic tokenomics
Patient Note

It was a beautiful burp, truly—brief, pungent, and utterly meaningless to the ecosystem.

Holders

§ 04 · 25 wallets
Top 1
93.5%
Top 5
98.4%
Top 10
99.6%
01G4AV...5Htb93.50%
02Dg9r...cvgVAUTOPSY2.59%
034mWn...LomE1.08%
04ErSE...aeHE0.93%
058xnD...nw9C0.33%
065gGR...S6SJ0.33%
079HSn...Xj2kAUTOPSY0.28%
08Ab67...3DSM0.26%
096Qgh...eWnG0.20%
105iAd...YLeP0.08%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
3.50 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
3.50 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 1h ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known