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Teletubbies Thieves: A Six-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of The Teletubbies Thieves—a creature that achieved full maturity, immediate predation, and complete extinction within a single rotation of the earth. Six holders clung to their digital carcass like remoras to a decomposing whale, each watching their fellow investors vanish into the abyss at a rate of 19.3% per day. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and a token with zero liquidity even more so.