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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant total liquidity evaporation, aggressive concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-25.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$939.17
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.20B
Price USD
$5.99e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token so freshly minted it hadn't yet learned to walk, much less run. With but two holders and zero liquidity, this creature faced the brutal laws of natural selection—and lost spectacularly within mere hours. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum as much as it abhors a rug pull.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$939.17 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant total liquidity evaporation, aggressive concentration
Patient Note

It came. It saw. It collapsed in 24 hours. A true achievement in the art of financial entropy.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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