Squirrel On LSD2XF7qA6JLWFCDB9PqKtCijpQf6NYEq6KSuvRfm8smPsa
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Geometric impossibility meets liquidity vacuum collapse
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$7.1K
+128.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.6K
Holders
45
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Squirrel On LSD: A Zero-Hour Extinction Event
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memecoin jungle, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of mathematical impossibility. The top ten holders possess 104.4% of the token's supply, a feat of financial prestidigitation that would make Escher weep. With zero liquidity and a 128% price swing in a day, this creature did not evolve—it merely convulsed before expiring.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$3.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Geometric impossibility meets liquidity vacuum collapse
Patient Note
It was a bright day in December when Squirrel On LSD learned that owning more than 100% of something is neither a feature nor a bug—it's a goodbye note.
Holders
Top 1
49.7%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
104.4%
01ECFU...EnjX49.71%
02Bthw...i3u645.42%
03GS2s...YsSv2.12%
04AThp...uWyX1.32%
05DLZe...rJsJ1.11%
06Dqs2...pf480.99%
077mXz...TTYz0.99%
087PDH...HPwX0.95%
09H4v5...AJxk0.89%
10Cdh4...hM1L0.88%