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LARPGOD: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it was even born—a temporal paradox of financial incompetence. In merely 24 hours, the three remaining holders watched their investment evaporate with the speed of a vampire in sunlight, leaving behind only the faint stench of rugpull and the bitter aftertaste of $401.83 in volume.