METH DAMON2WsoU3pDixhjpt5eMsQ2RyPiHrkW9n9nrYu8X5Ktpump

The Curious Case of METH DAMON's Complete Obliteration

Here we observe the skeletal remains of METH DAMON, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming entirely worthless while somehow still existing. With zero liquidity and a trading volume that makes a ghost's heartbeat look robust, this digital specimen expired not with a bang, but with the deafening silence of two holders staring at their screens in mutual regret. The revocation of all authorities suggests someone, at least, had the decency to ensure this creature could suffer no further mutations.