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Newborn Kitten Already Shows Rigor Mortis

Here we observe The Chunky Cat, born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of a creature destined for the great blockchain beyond. With a mere $13,662 in liquidity and ten ravenous investors controlling over a third of its soul, this feline was less a token and more a carefully constructed mousetrap. The irony, of course, is that it's the mice who set the trap.