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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe zombiecoin in its natural habitat: a mere hours old, already displaying the telltale signs of a spectacular market collapse. The creature's 307% price volatility suggests a brief, violent spasm of life before succumbing to the inevitable forces of pump-and-dump predation. Note the curious absence of liquidity—a token gasping for breath in a vacuum of its own making.