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Newborn Token Dies of Success Syndrome

In merely five hours, this peculiar specimen experienced a 1,997,100% surge—a phenomenon so violent, so utterly unsustainable, that one might call it financial spontaneous combustion. The creature boasted all the hallmarks of legitimacy: revoked authorities, reasonable holder distribution, even modest liquidity. Yet nature abhors such perfection in its infancy, and the market, ever the ruthless predator, sensed the contradiction.