Flying Pizza Drone Crashes Into Liquidity Void

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the Flying Pizza Drone—born mere hours ago, already convulsing in its death throes. With liquidity drained to zero and 88% of tokens concentrated in the talons of a mere handful of predators, this specimen never stood a chance. One might say it was less of a token launch and more of a coordinated exit strategy wearing novelty footwear.