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GTAification: Born Bankrupt, Died Immediately

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Pump and Dump magnificus*—a creature so spectacularly stillborn that it achieved negative half-life before its first heartbeat. With zero liquidity and 86.8% of tokens concentrated in the top ten hands, this newborn infant entered the world already gasping for air, a Ponzi scheme that couldn't even manage to be a particularly convincing one.