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Hoppy's Spectacular Twenty-Four Hour Collapse

Here we observe HOPPY in its natural habitat: newborn, intoxicated on volatility, and already displaying the telltale signs of financial exhaustion. With a liquidity pool smaller than a moderate lunch budget and transaction volume 35 times its actual backing, this creature never stood a chance. One might say it achieved escape velocity, only to discover there was no spacecraft.