CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Amphibian Succumbs to Gravity
In the beginning, there was Georgie—a bright-eyed tadpole born mere hours ago, blessed with the revoked authorities of a truly fair launch. Yet like so many creatures of the crypto swamp, this frog discovered that plummeting 62.9% in a single day is rather difficult to survive. The $228 million in volume proved merely the feeding frenzy before the predator devoured its own young.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Launch day panic selling and whale concentration
EPITAPH
"Here lies Georgie the Frog: proof that even frogs cannot escape the gravitational pull of a -63% haircut in their first hour of existence."