THE SATOSHI BULL/2R8G..pump
TERMINAL
The Satoshi Bull

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$SATOSHI2R8G..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Infant mortality by concentration and illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$6.4K
+145.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$20.5K
Holders
85
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$15.77B
Price USD
$1.58e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Satoshi Bull: A Two-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe a specimen so young it never learned to walk, yet somehow managed to sprint directly into a wall at 145% velocity. With zero liquidity and 73% of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this token represents nature's most elegant reminder that in the cryptocurrency ecosystem, being revoked of all authority is merely the final indignity after being robbed of all hope.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$20.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 65.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Infant mortality by concentration and illiquidity
Patient Note

Born at 2 AM, dead by breakfast—a true bull market success story.

Holders

§ 04 · 85 wallets
Top 1
55.3%
Top 5
65.6%
Top 10
73.4%
015xR8...HDgU55.32%
02rtzf...LZ8P3.46%
033ibj...db1q2.57%
043UvL...n4yv2.10%
05GV6U...dC52AUTOPSY2.10%
06CRfQ...kZVG1.73%
07B6rn...vAZCAUTOPSY1.67%
08BR1V...JEoh1.56%
094kvx...NG521.50%
10Ahi8...D7zd1.40%