CAUSE OF DEATH
Pizza Coin: A One-Hour Pepperoni Catastrophe
Here we observe the Pizza coin in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before most humans finish their lunch break. Observe the top ten holders, possessing a full one hundred percent of supply; a mathematical perfection that would make any centralized database weep with envy. And there, barely a whisper of liquidity remains, as though the market itself recoiled in horror.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant age
EPITAPH
"It was served, but never delivered—Pizza coin: proof that even blockchain can produce frozen dinners."