Certified Human Coin2Psyjeytw1tcjeABM2VF9rTFWryBuucJZY9Mu6wcpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical implausibility
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$81.4K
+3135.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.3K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Certified Human Coin: Born Toxic, Died Instantly
In the beginning, there was only silence and two holders. The Certified Human Coin emerged into the world, achieved a staggering 3135% price movement in mere hours—a mathematical impossibility that suggests something far more sinister than mere market forces. Like a mayfly observing the sunset for the first time and final time, it vanished before anyone could properly witness its existence.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$3.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical implausibility
Patient Note
Here lies CHC: revoked authorities, zero liquidity, and a price chart so vertical it achieved escape velocity. A monument to the principle that you can pump anything on Solana—except, apparently, its survival rate.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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