CAUSE OF DEATH
Certified Human Coin: Born Toxic, Died Instantly
In the beginning, there was only silence and two holders. The Certified Human Coin emerged into the world, achieved a staggering 3135% price movement in mere hours—a mathematical impossibility that suggests something far more sinister than mere market forces. Like a mayfly observing the sunset for the first time and final time, it vanished before anyone could properly witness its existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical implausibility
EPITAPH
"Here lies CHC: revoked authorities, zero liquidity, and a price chart so vertical it achieved escape velocity. A monument to the principle that you can pump anything on Solana—except, apparently, its survival rate."
