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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Wealth Concentration

In a stunning display of natural selection, this freshly-minted specimen survived merely hours before succumbing to the brutal mathematics of its own design. With 43.5% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, the token's immune system proved woefully inadequate against the inevitable hemorrhaging of retail capital. One might say it never stood a chance—much like a mayfly at a funeral.