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Pepe's World Cup Dreams End in Spectacular Collapse

Here we observe the preserved remains of PEPECUP, a token that survived precisely 976 hours—long enough to accumulate 47 hopeful believers, yet not long enough to develop anything resembling actual utility or liquidity. The autopsy reveals a creature suffocated under the crushing weight of its own centralization: ninety-nine point nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten specimens, leaving $2.27 in daily volume as the only detectable signs of life.