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Puddles the Duck: Born, Pumped, Immediately Expired

In the harsh ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the annals of token mortality. Six brave souls ventured into these waters, only to discover that all the ducks had already flown the coop, leaving them clutching worthless feathers. Nature's cruelty is perhaps most efficiently demonstrated when a token achieves total centralization and complete illiquidity before its first sunset.