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The GOAT Bleats Its Final Farewell

And here we observe the GOAT in its final moments—a creature so perfectly concentrated in the hands of nine holders that it achieved the rare distinction of being both fully decentralized on paper and utterly centralized in practice. With zero liquidity and a heartbeat of merely $229 in daily volume, this token spent its mysterious existence as a monument to what happens when everyone involved silently agrees to exit through the same door simultaneously.