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The Short Squeeze That Squeezed Itself

Here we observe the tragic remains of SQUEEZE, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of creating a liquidity pool so shallow one could wade across it. In merely 121 hours, this creature was found suffocated beneath the crushing weight of its own concentration—98.7% of its mass held by a mere ten specimens, leaving the remaining 79 holders to contemplate their existential irrelevance. The irony, dear viewer, is exquisite: a token engineered to squeeze shorts instead experienced a slow, prolonged squeeze of its own oxygen supply.