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Pope Leo XIV's Unholy Congregation of Six

Here we observe the remains of Pope Leo XIV, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously dead and utterly irrelevant—a Schrödinger's shitcoin, if you will. With six devout holders clutching 100% of supply like medieval monks guarding a relic, and zero liquidity to speak of, this pontiff discovered that revoking authority does not, in fact, grant salvation. The $500 in daily volume represents the financial equivalent of church collection plate coins from a parish of hermits.