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Bootstraps Token Collapses Under Own Irony

Here we observe the Bootstraps specimen in its final moments—a creature that promised to lift itself by its own straps, yet somehow managed to tie them together. With twenty-five holders and zero trading volume to speak of, this token spent its final days in a liquidity coma, watched over by a top ten that owned every last satoshi. Nature, it seems, has a sense of humor about false promises.