CAUSE OF DEATH
Never Give Up Gives Up Immediately
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that survived merely one hour before succumbing to its own contradictions. The Never Give Up token, despite its aspirational moniker, has demonstrated the financial equivalent of a mayfly's life cycle—brief, frantic, and ultimately inconsequential. One notes with grim fascination that 99% of holders have already begun the process of natural selection, leaving but 40 bagholders to contemplate their collection of worthless digital artifacts.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It never gave up, but everyone else did—within 60 minutes."